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Offline Redfish_Matt

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Ok Y'all I'm going to prune my Chicago Hardy tomorrow.

Winner of this contest will cover $5 shipping and will get at least a dozen Chicago Hardy cuttings. Shipping to USA only.

Here's the fun part. Pick a movie and alter the title to something fig / gardening themed.

Please comment AS MANY as you want.

The most impressive one wins! Make me laugh, be creative, have fun.

Winner will be announced on Friday morning.

Examples.....

The Hills have Figs
Space Fig Jam
Figgy Shades of Gray
Four Cuttings and a Funeral
A Fish Emulsion Called Wanda
« Last Edit: December 07, 2019, 11:00:34 AM by Redfish_Matt »
Wish List: (non-wasp), updated March 2020

Mary Lane
Hunt
Panache
Col de damme blanc
Popone
Hollier
Beall
LSU Gold
LSU Strawberry
LSU Tiger
Peter's Honey
Vasilika Sika
Ponte Tresa
Battaglia green
Unk green or yellow figs

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2019, 07:37:12 PM »
The Figfather
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington....
Black Madeira's Family Reunion
Wishlist : ALL of the Figs!~
Seriously:  CdDR, CdDG, Figo Preto, Black Ischia, All of the LSU Releases - Official or not,  Raspberry Latte, LdA, Sultane, Florea, Improved Celeste, White Marseilles, Peter's Honey, CdDN, Bronx White, Golden Celeste, MBVS, Shasta Peach

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2019, 07:57:10 PM »
Lol love that black Madeira one especially.

What’s on TV next y'all? Maybe......

A Fig Full of Dollars?
Wish List: (non-wasp), updated March 2020

Mary Lane
Hunt
Panache
Col de damme blanc
Popone
Hollier
Beall
LSU Gold
LSU Strawberry
LSU Tiger
Peter's Honey
Vasilika Sika
Ponte Tresa
Battaglia green
Unk green or yellow figs

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2019, 08:47:03 PM »
Splittin' in the Rain
Million Dollar Cutting
After Diatomaceous Earth
It's a Wonderful Fig
Wishlist : ALL of the Figs!~
Seriously:  CdDR, CdDG, Figo Preto, Black Ischia, All of the LSU Releases - Official or not,  Raspberry Latte, LdA, Sultane, Florea, Improved Celeste, White Marseilles, Peter's Honey, CdDN, Bronx White, Golden Celeste, MBVS, Shasta Peach

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2019, 08:57:03 PM »
Think stealthmayhem has this hands down. Those are too funny and couldn’t concentrate enough to match  ;D so mine aren’t comparable to his.

Who’s fig is it anyway?
Fig-dependence Day
What’s Luv got to do with it?
A Low Down Dirty Col de Dame
WL: Yellow Panache, CDD (Blanc, Roja, Rimada) Popone, Martinenca Rimada, Zold Orias, A Sangue, CLBC, White Madeira#1, LSU Red Extraordinaire, Izbat an Naj, Orphan, Exp 24, Zaffiro

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2019, 09:41:53 PM »
The Barbentane of Seville
The Maltese Falcon Fig
Men in Black Zadar
Thermalito the dark Fate
Terminator the dark fig
The secret life of figs
The Figgy Professor
Crouching Tiger Panache Hidden Dragonfruit
Jurassic World Figging Kingdom
Mary Lane Queen of Scots
The Ballad of Busting Figs
Sicario the day of the Black Sorocco
Ant Man and the Fig Wasp
Frankenfig
Bride of Frankenfig
Black Jack Frost
American Honey Fig

Want -Ben's Gdn Riverside, CLBC, Cravens Craving, Exquisito, Black Zadar, CdDR, CdDBN, White Maderia #1, Zaffiro, Campaniere, Raspberry Verte, LSU Tiger, UCR 187-25, Violete Sepor, Thermalito, Louisiana Lightning, Luv, LA Green Honey,Brooklyn White, Zingarella,Stella

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2019, 09:45:31 PM »
Return of the living fig.
Never say fig again.
Spider-fig.
Confessions of a dangerous fig.
The fig of Wall Street
Wish list. white AL or Ga ,Smith ,Lounge D’Aout any striped fig, any type of LSU ,GOta del Mel , Any strawberry or honey fig.
Non fig: any type of banana,persimmon,or fly trap. Thanks James

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2019, 09:49:04 PM »
Dang some of those are really good. lol
Wish list. white AL or Ga ,Smith ,Lounge D’Aout any striped fig, any type of LSU ,GOta del Mel , Any strawberry or honey fig.
Non fig: any type of banana,persimmon,or fly trap. Thanks James

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2019, 01:04:42 AM »
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Fignorance)
Figtanic
Schindler's Fig List
Driving Miss Figgy
The Great Figfeld
BlacK Madiera KKlansman
Green Ischia Book
Mary Figgins
Mary Figgins Returns
The Favourite Fig
Ralph Breaks the Figernet
Kubo and the Two Figs
The Desert King's Speech
The Figs are Alright
Casino Jack Black
Fig Forum Avatar
PARADISO Lost
No Country for Old Figs
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barbetane of Fleet Street
There will Be Blue Celeste
Fig  Tom Hank's Movie
Thank You for Desert King
Stranger Than Figtion
The Devil wears PREGUSSATA
Edward Pruning Scissorshand
Running with Pruning Scissors
Miss Upotter
Little Miss Figgy Sunshine
Hollylignifiedwoodland
Figs of our Fathers
The Constant Fig Gardener
The Fig Producers
Zingarella Man
Zingarella (Do the shoes fit the ugly sisters?)
A History of Violet Sepor
The Magnolian Candidate
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Desert King
Master and Commander: The Fig Side of the World
House of Sand and Fig
My Big Fig Greek Wedding
Bridget Jones's Fig Diary
Legally CdDBlonde
Moulin ROUGE DE BORDEAUX
Rasputin Verte
The Hunchback of Notre Col de Dame

Want -Ben's Gdn Riverside, CLBC, Cravens Craving, Exquisito, Black Zadar, CdDR, CdDBN, White Maderia #1, Zaffiro, Campaniere, Raspberry Verte, LSU Tiger, UCR 187-25, Violete Sepor, Thermalito, Louisiana Lightning, Luv, LA Green Honey,Brooklyn White, Zingarella,Stella

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2019, 02:30:07 AM »
The Figs of Wrath
Attack of The Killer Figs!
From Here to Figternity
The Figfather
The Figinator
Invasion of the Fig Farmers
Cannibal Women in the Fig Jungle of Death
Fig Babes From Beyond
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Figgies!!?

Why send so many to one person?  Why not split it out into 2 or 3 or 4 winners?  If I was lucky enough to win, I would be most happy with 2 or 3 cuttings and would gladly share the bounty with others.
WL: Dalmatie, Texas Peach, Buzzone Nero, EXP24, JDs LSU Red, JDs Giant Brown Turkey, BB10, BFF, Adriatic JH,  Battaglia Green, Burgan UNK, CLBC, BNR,  Socorro, Del Monte,Raspberry Tart, Watermelon, Edith Lamb, Thermalito, Hative D'Argenteuil, Martinenca Rimada, Paratjal Rimada, Golden Rainbow

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2019, 08:12:41 AM »
Too funnh!!ugh  eed to read the answers daily just to laugh!

My movie title : Figmata :0)
Wish list: White Madeira #1, Unk Pastiliere, Cravens Cravings, LSU Strawberry, Dannys Delight, Emalyn’s Purple, Yellow Longneck, Peters Honey, Col Littmans Black Cross, Green Michurinska, Cool Hybrids, Impellezeri, Sangue Dolce, 5 Terre A

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2019, 08:56:42 AM »
this made me smile!!
Wish List: Louisiana Lightening, Smith Fig, Dall' OSSO Fig, Socorro Black, BB-10,LSU Gold, LSU Thibodaux, LSU Jack Lily, LSU O'Rourke, UCR 184-15,Colonel Litman's Black Cross, Orphan fig, Adriatic JH, Ice Cream Banana, any variety banana,

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2019, 09:04:24 AM »
 1 I will love you until the end of fig

2 what fig Claus brought me for Figmas
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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2019, 09:09:13 AM »
I love these. There great. But it also proves some of you have TOOOOO much time on your hands. Guess that because it's dormancy time for your figs.
want list: Campaniere , Dels Ermitans, Little Miss Figgy, LSU Red Fig extraordinary, Raspberry Tart, Ham Rham, U. Prosciutto, Labritja, Louisiana Lightning, Buzzone Nero, . Vigorous and thornless Blackberry and Raspberry plants, La swamp fig, sour orange seeds (to be used as rootstock)

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Re: Chicago Hardy cuttings.... Let's name a new fig-themed movie!
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2019, 09:32:33 AM »
Too much time?  I am just getting started.  Check out my posting times. 
Want -Ben's Gdn Riverside, CLBC, Cravens Craving, Exquisito, Black Zadar, CdDR, CdDBN, White Maderia #1, Zaffiro, Campaniere, Raspberry Verte, LSU Tiger, UCR 187-25, Violete Sepor, Thermalito, Louisiana Lightning, Luv, LA Green Honey,Brooklyn White, Zingarella,Stella